Carry your stuff… and your side-eye. The United States of Embarrassment tote is equal parts functional and painfully relatable. Featuring bold, clean typography in a high-contrast print, this bag says what everyone’s thinking—without you having to say a word. Perfect for grocery runs, bookstore hauls, or silently judging the state of things, this tote keeps it practical while serving just the right amount of attitude. Details: • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm) • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg) • 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length • Open main compartment • Blank product sourced from India This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!