Carry your stuff… and your side-eye. The United States of Embarrassment tote is equal parts functional and painfully relatable. Featuring bold, clean typography in a high-contrast print, this bag says what everyone’s thinking—without you having to say a word.

Perfect for grocery runs, bookstore hauls, or silently judging the state of things, this tote keeps it practical while serving just the right amount of attitude.

Details:

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!